Hello viewer - My name is Jason Thompson and I'm a lifelong resident of this fair city. I've had the full New York experience from specialized high school attendence to being a victim of gentrification to ignoring showtime on the subway! I run my own Sightseeing Theater tour called "Tour Noir: A Dame to Guide For" which combines a film noir parody play with the sights of Lower Manhattan. We begin our tour in Hanover Square where your humble host and licensed guide, Jason Thompson (that's me), is interrupted early in the tour by his ex-fiance (played by one of several working/professional actresses) who barges in exclaiming her new husband has gone missing and needs our group to find him. After reluctantly agreeing to help her, our group is immersed in a real life thriller, filled with rapid-fire bantering and bickering as we help Jason and his alluring femme fatale solve clues and navigate the winding streets of downtown Manhattan. We'll search through all of Wall Street, City Hall, Five Points, the Bloody Angle in Chinatown, a Little Italy mob spot, before ending in Soho for a climatic song and dance finale. Hopefully, we'll get to the bottom of this mystery - with as few casualties and hurt feelings as possible! Plus you get a "Tour Noir Bill" as a souvenir keepsake!